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In a total Rip Van Winkle moment, I woke up yesterday to the stunning realization that nine years have passed while I’ve been sleeping. I mean, maybe hustling through the never-ending work of raising a family instead of sleeping, but it numbs your awareness of time much like sleeping until you wake up at the exact moment a crowd of friends is huddled around your child singing “Happy Birthday Dear Nella….”, and this grown child is smiling, blowing out a candle; and the number “9” catches your attention, and…” Wait—what?!” Nine years, folks. The first day of her life felt like an entire year of painfully holding my breath; and then the following nine years rushed by, sweeping me away in delight that has felt like one steady satisfying exhale. Tomorrow is her actual birthday which means tonight I will travel back into the abyss of computer folders and journal entries–the portal to that room, that day, those moments. And the moral to the never-ending story is…celebration and gratitude for ...

  Since it isn't the 80s.  Since your name isn't David Bowie.  Since everybody ridicules mullets.  Furthermore, on the grounds that you'd rather have a typical hairdo all the time not spot on after you get a hairstyle we've made the Secret Tiara!  Mullets were the well-known backbone haircut of the 80s, you know the look business toward the front and party toward the back! Since everybody needed that style during the 80s doesn't mean it's cool at this point. Assuming that you have a mullet haircut now, everybody will likely ridicule you.  So for what reason is my hair developing like a mullet?  Don't stress it is exceptionally normal for individuals to have their hair develop unevenly. In any case, much of the time, it does seem like our hair fills longer toward the back and the front hair just doesn't appear to develop by any means, which leaves you with this mullet look normally fortunate right?? Aside from just normally becoming lopsided, for a larg...